Doctor Grumpy in the House: The International Crisis is Over

Friday, July 17, 2009

The International Crisis is Over

Attention: I've now been issued a replacement Diet Coke card by the purser. Balance has been restored to the universe.

9 comments:

ER's Mom said...: Whew!

Fellow Diet Coke addict; July 17, 2009 at 5:42 PM
Eric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiver said...: Carnivore doesn't just slap a sticker on your room key card like Princess?; July 17, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Thank God! Now the children can go to college...

>:)

D; July 17, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Amanda said...: Well thank goodness. And here I was worried I wouldn't sleep tonight for fretting over your lack of Diet Coke.

(that said, as a fellow addict I really was feeling for you a bit in spite of my snark)

Happy aspartame intake!; July 17, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Chris said...: omg you should have seen the tears that I shed over my wine-only card...20 years old and on a cruise?; July 17, 2009 at 7:07 PM
pharmacy chick said...: Next time, just have them tattoo it on your thigh!; July 17, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Anonymous said...: lol Did they roll their eyes at you like we do when a patient comes in with a "lost" or "stolen" narc script? jk I love you and your diet coke habbit doc.
Nurse Whats-Her-Name; July 17, 2009 at 10:55 PM
peedee said...: lmao. that was some funny shit.; July 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM
Anonymous said...: OMG.... I just visited my brother...who doesn't have a FREAKIN coffee maker! Thank god he lives in Seattle with a starbucks on every block...

My addiction is coffee AND diet pepsi.
~ladyk73; July 22, 2009 at 3:21 PM

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