Mrs. Snob: "My cleaning woman left me. Just left me. I've had the same cleaning woman for 10 years. So on Sunday I had to clean the whole damn house myself. And I wrenched my back. I've always had a bad back, that's why I have a cleaning woman. Then, yesterday, my husband and I were at a funeral, and there was no place to sit. You'd think they could have chairs or something. And standing for the whole thing made my back even worse."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sorry to hear that. Was it a relative's funeral?"
Mrs. Snob: "No, it was the cleaning woman's."
I was surprised she even went.