Doctor Grumpy in the House: Whatever

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Whatever

Mr. Behind: "At the hospital they told me I had a hemorrhoidic stroke."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"

Mr. Behind: "Something like that."

8 comments:

Barb said...: at least he was trying; January 5, 2010 at 1:19 PM
terri c said...: Hope he doesn't have a hemorrhoidic hemorrhage in your office!; January 5, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Miss Kismet said...: The mental images from that one are staggering O_o; January 5, 2010 at 1:27 PM
Old MD Girl said...: I am assuming that this was a left sided stroke....; January 5, 2010 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Perhaps this person also has a rectocranial inversion?; January 5, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Anonymous said...: hermaphrodagic stroke?; January 5, 2010 at 5:37 PM
webhill said...: I think a hemorrhoidic stroke is the result of attempting to rapidly remove one's head from one's ass. Perhaps this person works in customer service in some capacity?; January 5, 2010 at 6:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Wonder if this poor slob knows he's now the butt of all these jokes?; January 5, 2010 at 6:55 PM

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