Doctor Grumpy in the House: And yes, she was serious

Friday, April 15, 2011

And yes, she was serious

Dr. Grumpy: "Any history of cancer in your family?"

Mrs. Twelfhouse: "No, my parents were both Pisces."

17 comments:

HyperCRYPTICal said...: That's a relief!

Anna :o]; April 15, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Anonymous said...: but my sister did give me crabs once.; April 15, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Axl Rose said...: Truly priceless. I don't know where you find em doc. Your blog pretty much writes itself, huh? :); April 15, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Anonymous said...: REALLY, I'm the first to respond to this! Best answer to this question EVER!!! Thanks for the belly laugh.
Signed - an Aries; April 15, 2011 at 6:28 PM
rnraquel said...: That's awesome.; April 15, 2011 at 8:21 PM
Sue Denyhm said...: The best answer ever.; April 15, 2011 at 9:59 PM
Jonathan said...: Mrs and he? Your identifiers aren't agreeing as to gender.; April 15, 2011 at 10:34 PM
C said...: OK, astrology is stupid, but she is correct. Did you all see the "Diet Coke Does NOT Cause Diabestes" headline this week? A "new" 20 year Harvard study... rejoyce.; April 15, 2011 at 10:35 PM
Not House said...: "Oh, that's a bad sign. Pisces are more likely to get multiple myeloma, because Jupiter is in the fifth house"; April 16, 2011 at 1:30 AM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: Jonathan- typo. I fixed it.; April 16, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Anonymous said...: So, you're in Marin County?; April 16, 2011 at 10:01 AM
The Mother said...: She couldn't possibly have been serious. Could she?; April 17, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...: "They're both Water signs, so that's close enough."; April 18, 2011 at 9:10 PM
Cliff said...: Fish on the brain?; April 19, 2011 at 5:31 AM
Tee said...: Glad you said you were serious! Saved you from having to answer my question!; April 19, 2011 at 11:55 PM
LunitaBonita said...: Really? Can people really be that stupid!?; April 20, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Debbie said...: LunitaBonita--Yes, they can!; April 29, 2011 at 4:24 PM

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