Doctor Grumpy in the House: "Hey, wasn't this in an Alfred Hitchcock film?"

Saturday, April 16, 2011

"Hey, wasn't this in an Alfred Hitchcock film?"

I guess there are ways to kill people that aren't in the game "Clue".

Such as this.

Thank you, Webhill!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...: ROFLMAOSTC!; April 16, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...: lester has a way with words. i was leery of working the toolbar at the top.; April 16, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Officer Cynical said...: That'll teach me to read while eating breakfast.; April 16, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Cheryl said...: Think I am going to hurl . . .; April 16, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Old MD Girl said...: Ew.; April 16, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Sounds like the key scene in the porn version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."; April 16, 2011 at 11:16 AM
D. said...: And then there's that headline.

("Venomous Vagina" is more an Erle Stanley Gardner title, but I don't suppose the younglings would remember Perry Mason.); April 16, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Kat's Kats said...: Oh... my! I'm so glad I haven't had lunch yet! And this was made even more interesting since I managed to pick up a copy of the DVD of the movie "Clue" with the alternative endings. It was Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with...; April 16, 2011 at 2:46 PM
ArkieRN said...: That's in really poor taste.
;); April 16, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Anonymous said...: "had to probe deeper into the matter", Glad I'm not CSI there.; April 16, 2011 at 8:50 PM
John Woolman said...: An interesting variation on vagina dentata. I wonder what the poison was? It must have taken some thought to find something that wouldn't have left the biter bitten.; April 17, 2011 at 2:50 AM
The Mother said...: Oh, that's just gross.

But I have no doubt it's been tried.; April 17, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Ben S said...: Headline beats the story.; April 17, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Sarah Glenn said...: 10:16 AM, loved your comment.

I'm wondering what effect the poison would have had on HER. All those blood vessels...; April 18, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Packer said...: Did I just read what I just read ?

Nah, impossible.; April 18, 2011 at 11:52 AM
smurf said...: Haven't laughed so hard all day! Agreed, headline definitely beats story.; April 18, 2011 at 9:51 PM

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