Doctor Grumpy in the House: Great office moments

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Great office moments

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Phil. Head back to my office, second door on the right. You've been here before, just follow your wife."

Phil: "I have been following her. That's why I'm in this shit hole"

9 comments:

Packer said...: Ok, so calling the painter just moved up on the to do list.; June 1, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Anonymous said...: If he's in a shit hole, maybe he's following her a little too closely...; June 1, 2011 at 4:34 PM
A Doc 2 Be said...: @ anonymous:

or aimed wrong ...; June 1, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Anonymous said...: "Nice to see you again, too, Phil."; June 1, 2011 at 10:20 PM
gloria p said...: Is he referring to your office or his mental state?; June 1, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Morris said...: "Is he referring to your office or his mental state?"

..or his marriage?; June 2, 2011 at 12:19 AM
Knot Tellin said...: Referral to family therapy? (Quoth the psych NP); June 2, 2011 at 5:07 AM
ERP said...: Ask him if he does house painting on the side. Maybe he can spruce up your shit hole and turn it into a crap box.; June 2, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Tee said...: Dr. Grumpy, you really should encourage your patients to speak their mind. Poor guy, he obviously keeps all his opinions to himself.; June 3, 2011 at 3:05 AM

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