Doctor Grumpy in the House: Land of idiot shoppers

Friday, November 25, 2011

Land of idiot shoppers

I have no idea what to say. Just read it.

Thank you, everyone who sent this in!

10 comments:

Cindy said...: Hey, if the police can do it to kids who are just sitting on the ground, why not defend your intended purchases from encroachers? I think she's on to something ...; November 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Andy Syms said...: WTF!

Only in America!

Glad to be a Brit!; November 25, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Barry Goldwater said...: Extremism in the defense of a great deal is no vice!; November 25, 2011 at 10:21 AM
T said...: Occupy LA Walmart!; November 25, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Nothing says Christmas like pepper spraying thy neighbor.

--Queen Anne's Lace; November 25, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Anonymous said...: This is just beyond my comprehension. There is something seriously wrong with a society that produces such a human being. It's so bad, it's not even funny.; November 25, 2011 at 9:07 PM
C said...: shopping = "a blood sport" ...if you did not know that, think it through... not so different from boxing or rugby.; November 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Moe said...: Is it bad that this doesn't surprise me?; November 26, 2011 at 12:33 AM
megpie71 said...: She's apparently handed herself in to the cops. The article doesn't mention whether or not the cops are considering giving her a job.; November 27, 2011 at 1:57 AM
Anonymous said...: lol @ megpie71...; November 28, 2011 at 7:24 AM

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