Doctor Grumpy in the House: Whatever

Friday, December 2, 2011

Whatever

Mrs. Patient: "My husband and I are both retarded."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean retired?"

Mrs. Patient: "Whatever."

10 comments:

Mike Looney said...: The "Whatever" reply means she was correct the first time.

I could be wrong of course, but I really don't think so; December 2, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Old MD Girl said...: What Mike Looney said.; December 2, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Kim said...: Did you see Borat? That was one of the skits in the movie. I found it fairly hysterical.; December 2, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Technically Insane said...: Her whatever meant, take it as you may, but I really mean retarded...; December 2, 2011 at 8:33 PM
a.generic doc said...: Probably both; December 2, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Bil Keane said...: Wow! That would make a KILLER "Family Circus" joke! I can already see the adorable expression on Jeffy's face as he offers up this endearing malapropism as a gift to brighten the mornings of my millions of readers! Gotta get this down on paper ASAP! Oh, wait, I just remembered that I died 3 weeks ago. Dammit.; December 3, 2011 at 2:41 AM
ER Murse said...: 'Whatever' means 'Both versions are right' apparently.; December 3, 2011 at 4:00 AM
Pink Lady said...: Can't they be both?; December 3, 2011 at 8:03 AM
Dr Killpatient said...: Should should have asked "you mean mentally challenged?"; December 3, 2011 at 10:36 AM
cliffintokyo said...: Dr. Kill:
You should know better than to use long words that confuse uneducated people, such as "asked".....; December 5, 2011 at 4:48 AM

Dr. Grumpy is for hire! Need an article written (humorous, medical, or otherwise) or want to commission a genuine Grumpy piece for your newspaper/magazine/toilet paper roll? Contact me to discuss subjects. You can reach me at the email address below, or through my Linked-In profile.

Have Dr. Grumpy delivered automatically to your Kindle for only 99 cents a month! Sign up here!

Dr. Grumpy Merchandise is available! At your request, I've set up an online store here. For more information about the store, click here. I'm adding new products as I come up with ideas, and your suggestions come in.

Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy

Cast of Characters:

Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Snowball & Mello: The Grumpy Dogs

Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com

Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.

Twitter

Disability Insurance Quotes for Physicians

Looking for Medical Scrubs?


	UA Scrubs as low as $6.99. Select from medical uniforms, nursing scrubs , scrub jackets, lab coats, medical shoes & more. Shop our nursing uniforms & scrubs at discount prices today.
	UniformAdvantage.com