Doctor Grumpy in the House: Counting

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Counting

I recently got a pile of medical records from Dr. Downthestreet, which featured these notes on the bottom of a 4-page lab report.

13 comments:

Officer Cynical said...: Metric system; January 25, 2012 at 6:50 AM
Anonymous said...: lol this is more amusing to me than it should be....

~Francine; January 25, 2012 at 7:13 AM
Anonymous said...: They were obviously celebrating 4/20.; January 25, 2012 at 7:51 AM
Anonymous said...: Funny in too many ways...; January 25, 2012 at 7:53 AM
Nigel Tufnel said...: This lab report goes to eleven.; January 25, 2012 at 7:55 AM
Anonymous said...: Anon 6:51- LMAO

~Francine; January 25, 2012 at 8:12 AM
StMarc said...: Not that it's any less funny, but this is pretty easy to do if you don't know how to set up page numbers and instead of using the thing that automatically updates, you just type in the number of pages. Then if you add a little space or the printer changes the margins or whatever, you can get an extra page and this happens.; January 25, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Mad Jack said...: Must be from Florida. They count everything funny down there.; January 25, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Chivas said...: I hope you asked for page 5 of 3.; January 25, 2012 at 11:48 AM
lasermed said...: I must be math challenged today.

It took me a minute.; January 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Nancy said...: Gunner; January 25, 2012 at 7:19 PM
Bean Counter said...: Maybe a few more math courses could do the doctoral program some good?; January 26, 2012 at 1:14 AM
Anonymous said...: Bonus page ABSOLUTELY FREE!!; January 26, 2012 at 8:28 PM

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