Doctor Grumpy in the House: No! Really?

Monday, February 13, 2012

No! Really?

Dr. Grumpy: "When was your last appointment with Dr. Mortis?"

Mrs. Obvious: "It was before he died."

8 comments:

Loren Pechtel said...: Well, she could have had one after he died that he couldn't keep. <G>; February 13, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...: you ask a silly question...; February 13, 2012 at 5:00 PM
bobbie said...: Glad she clarified that...; February 13, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Anonymous said...: Lucky her. His standards of practice really crashed when he died.; February 13, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Li'l Azathoth said...: "I specifically remember that, because my HMO charged me an extra fee to see a doctor from their 'live' list."; February 13, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Anonymous said...: My former boss once said "I met him before he died" and, when I said "well I should hope so", didn't get it.
But he also thinks that the reason you get a fever when you're sick is because the invading bacteria/virus is generating heat in your body as it reproduces.
He's a microbiologist.; February 13, 2012 at 8:04 PM
cliffintokyo said...: The follow-up to this story would be awesome if the answer had been 'after'!; February 14, 2012 at 4:35 AM
hoodnurse said...: She didn't attempt to obtain medical advice via oujia board?; February 14, 2012 at 9:24 AM

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